Alright. So as many of you know, we are relocating to Portland, Oregon to pursue our dreams. But before all of that, we are throwing one last party to celebrate! Here’s the rundown through a sequence of reasons to attend:

1.) It’s dave’s (you know the guy that plays the grandpa’s guitar and yells stuff at you) Mo’Fracking birthday!

2.) It’s only $5. seriously.

3.) It’s gonna be a PARTY! but not one of those wow-i’m-the-only-one-here-that-can-legally-drink-and-i-should-leave kind of party, your real life “let’s get super hammered”/”holy shit! everyone here is ‘of age’!” (if that’s your prerogative i guess) kind of PARTY!!!

4.) Anyone recall the “Dirty Word of the Gig”? guess what’s coming back…

5.) It’s not completely absolutly positively mandatory that you dress formaly, but we HIGHLY (i.e. HIGHLY!!!) recommend it.

6.) The doors open at 8:00 PM pacific standard time. not too late, even if you had to work the next morning. we’ve all done it, and made it work. just sayin’…

7.) PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

8.) 21+ (which i guess sucks for some of you…sorry?)

9.) Apparently Aaron agreed to shine yo’ shoes….gonna get back to you about that…

10.) GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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